RISQUE Bible Study Group activity........ (birds and the bees)

SO everyone has been telling me that this movie was good. So I recomended this movie for our bible study group to watch on Thursday. I sent out emails and people were ready to watch, so we all met up at the Buena Park Krikorian Metroplex..... But couple hours before the movie I got a call from Esther Chang.
Esther : I hear that movie was bad. Can we watch something else?
Da Fevah : What? It was nominated for all these awards... It can't e be bad..
Esther : No. I heard that it was pretty explicit.
Da Fevah : Explicit how?
Esther : You know, explicit.
Da Fevah : Sexually?
Esther : Ok than maybe we can go to the theater and see if there are any other movies.

later.
P. Jin was there first. Than slowly came others out of the wood works. First Esther, Hoon with his sandwich, Mike Ha, than David Lee. We looked up at the movie time and we could only watch The Cooler. P. Jin noticed that it said PG-13. He thought, how bad can it be? SO we all went in. David heard from his sister Yongkko that it was very explict too. But with hesitation they went in. Than the movie started. It started off with many curse words. I guess I should have known cause it is about Vegas.... You know the modern day Sodom and Gomorah? Anyways, There were many sexual scenes and it was a very brutal movie. But it was a good movie. ANyways everytime sexual scene came up I saw David Lee turning his head like a child... hahaha it was cute. Like a little kid. Very funny indeed. After the movie Esther said she was squirming sitting next to Pastor Jin. hahahahaha. That was funny. Hoon said everytime a sexual scene came up he was holding back the laughter. I was laughing too. But it was kind of awkward though. hahahaha. I felt bad that I recomended this movie. As much as I enjoyed it. Before we got out, I informed the manager that the movie probably was not PG-13 and that he should change it. We went outside and Esther was funnier than anybody else. She was telling us how uncomfortable she was. SO I was gonna take a picture of the screen that said that The Cooler was PG-13, but as soon as Hoon was gonna take the picture, they changed it to R. Hilarious. My movie ticket stub says PG-13 on it. hahaha. Maybe I can sue. Hahaha I am not sure if it was time to learn about birds and the bees. It wasn't that bad I suppose. Oh yeah the slogan on the poster says, Love....you have to play to win, how true is that?

Alec Balwin was pretty awesome. An Old School Vegas guy. I really digged his character. Holding on to his old school values. Really brutal. He was pretty cool.

This moring I was at the dreaded DMV. Got there at 6:50 and there was 4 people already waiting. They open at 8:00. But When time came to when they opened up, the line was around the building. I hate the Damn DMV.

Happy friday y'all. sit back..... relax....... click on the picture and Check out Lego illustrated bible stories.

haha last supper in Lego.....

[Diet Update]
I am still plugging away at fat. I feel much more healthier and today I fit into my inspiration pants. Yes. I have inspiration pants. I always buy some clothes that is a bit small so that it is my goal to fit into it. I fit into it this morning and I am wearing DKNY jeans that I bought 4 years ago. So for 4 years I havn't been inspired. I am gonna secretly go buy some pants that are way too small and I will fit into those jeans one day too. I have a long journey ahead to the kingdome of slim. I am not sure if I will make it there, but I want to. There are 2 things that you can do with desire. You can fulfill it or you can wish for it and do nothing. It is strange that there is a switch in my head that got turned on. unexplainable. But i will lose weight damn it. I want people to not recognize me when I am done. I never want to hear fat word to describe me. Jolly is one. Jolly..... Never do you ever hear that someone skinny is jolly.
Remember beanie babies?

His name is jolly.

A fat walrus that walk funny out of water. Yes it comes back to me now. When I went to sea world with my cousins. Wonteh(y'all know him as dinko) was there too. A walrus named Surla being described as a lazy fat beast. All the other sea creatures would do fancy tricks and there was Surla. Just laying there. Doing lame tricks. Only amazing thing was that the walrus could do tricks even though it was so fat. Nothing extravagant. Just waving and spitting water at you. Anyways the walrus beanie baby is named Jolly.

Who can forget the king of jollyness, ol St. Nick.

Yes a jolly fat man who sits on his fat-bottom all year. lets his poor little slaves(elves) do all his work. Nick has a hard time fitting into chimneys cause he is fat. He gives gifts to children who are nice and not giving to those who have been naughty. A jolly man indeed.

There are so many fat words. I can't think of anymore right now.

Last chance at youth.....
So it is another wonderful day here in SoCal. I am here at paradise and I am feeling like crap. I've been coughing up a lung this morning. But it's all good. Since my blog has been sorta controversial as of late with Irvine and citting off mt Johnson, I figure todays ca ne be little mellow. I am not looking forward to my next birthday due to the fact that I will be a year close to doom..... 30's. It's only one year and a week and a half away. Yes my special day is coming up.... Infact I know 2 other guys that I see regularly with the same birthday as mine. Donoree and Jay Ghandi. no relations to Mahatma Ghandi.

Since I am gonna be not drinking and not eating(my diet), I am not sure what I can do..... So I figure, I need to do something. I just don't know what. Anyone have any suggestions?

Been launching Penguins all day. Thanks to Kim's site. My highest score was 323.5.

[update 1.22.04]
haha! a better VERSION from Donoree's site.

I am da KING! Beat this score you clowns!

Bling Bling?
Here is today topic. What is your favorite earthly possession? I was rappin' with P. Jin yesterday and he was mentioning how he lost his wedding ring. he was metioning how precious that ring is to him. He replaced the ring with some cheap silver ring. He was telling me how it matched with his wife's ring and how much sentimental value it had to him. That must have sucked. I guess Sujin took it very gracefully. It made me think about my earthly possession. I guess I can say that I am not attached anything really. But when I thought about it, I really can't say. What is my favorite earthly possession?

There is my lighter that I once really liked,

I freaked out once cause I though I lost it at work. But when I really think back to that day, I remember being dissapointed with myself for being so upset over a lighter. I like it so much, I don't really care to use it anymore.

Maybe my watch?

My real bling bling? I don't know. I like my watch. It was a watch my dad stopped wearing cause he thought it was too heavy. So I swooped in on the watch but, It's really not mine. Well might as well be. But totally replaceable....

Fraternity thong?
and
(Lord of the Thongs) Now this is the one and only. Some of you might have had the privilege of seeing this #1derful treasure. There were eleven like it and and I know that ten of them have been destroyed. Yes it is worth nothing in value, yet priceless in sentimental values. But if I lost it... I would be okay with it. SOme lucky girl will even get to see me wearing it one day.... Hahahhaha!

So what is your favorite eathly possession that you have? I'll have to think about it some more. But I know what it's gonna be. For me it will soon be the new Mercedes SLR!

It's only $400,000.00 dollars. I hve no doubt that Da Lord is gonna bless me one of these mofos.

Irvine......

So my dear Irvine friends (Kimmay and Tune Tune) thinks that Irvine is Da bomb. Irvine.... Wa~wa~wa~wa~ I don't really appreciate Irvine at all. Like I said, I think when I settle at a place like Irvine, it would mean that my youth is done. Only if I have wife and kid(s) would I even dream about settling in Bovine Irvine. Fullerton has character. Like I said before, it's not that I think Fullerton is the best place in the world. But certainly better than Irvine. One more thing. Just like Fullerton makes Kimmay uneasy, Irvine makes me uneasy. Irvine represents the standard definition of being institutionalized. Some people get so used to being told what to do, they start liking it. Yeah it's true. I don't know why I would want to live at a place where the city told me that I can't paint my house different colors and that I can't put a basketball court. Yes its true. They don't allow too many things with your own property. That is just Un-American. Irvine is the reason why people hate OC. they started all that madness. Now further down south of Orange county is bunch of yuppies that think that they are just better than you. Yup. All because of Irvine. Yes once they had cows in Irvine.

They replaced all the cows with people and homes.... It is a strange town for sure. I am almost certain that the Irvine family might be one of the worst ever. But like I said if Irvine makes you happy, that I am happy for you. I just think that Irvine lacks character.

Better than Starbucks....

There are many coffee shops that offer better coffee than Starbucks. Many girls think that Coffee Bean is better.

I must say that Peet's coffee is my favorite out of all the coffee chains. But yesterday I was in K-town with my mom after work. Had a late lunch there at a place that serve Duck with one of her friends. I hung out with my mom cause I feel like I have not hung out with her since I started working. I've been pretty busy you know. SO after having this duck, which was really good, We went to a another coffee shop that serve illy coffee. Mmmmmm..... The first time I had illy coffee was when I went to one of those fancy shmantsy place in Beverly Hills. Me and my love interest at the time sat and both ordered coffee and out came illy coffee in a French press thing with two small illy cups. I kid you not, it was off da hook. In K-town on a date with my mother, I drank illy again. It was so good. mmmmm.

So I bought this.
But I drink Starbucks everyday. cause it is better than average and it is all over the place. How sad I am.... Only if it was illy all over the place instead. If you want some illy, let me know. Da Fevah will make some for you.

Downtown Fullerton
So Mel turned 29.... Yikes, I am next. My last year in my twenties..... That sucks doesn't it? Naw I am ok with it. So is Mel it seemed like. Infact I have never seen him so happy with his new girlfriend both in love. Everyone was relieved that Mel's new girlfriend is a funloving young lady. Cause we ALL worry about Mel at times. We went to Heroes in Downtown Fullerton to celebrate Mel's birthday. I really love that part of the city. Downtown Fullerton. I went a little early and walked around the downtown. Check out the images of this fantastic place.

I have many fond memories in down town Fullerton. Not just memories of being stupid drunk and acting goofy. But real memories of events and occurances. Like the time Hoon and Mel chased after girls at Stubricks... Or Taking my friend Julia to downtown Bar and grill.(that was our last meal together) Hanging out at the train station either with friends or by myself. Or the make out parking building. It is a strange little part of town where you see all walks of life. They have the vintage store and the comic book store. They have a sporting good store and even a British food market.(like their food is any good) How about the British pub, The Olde Ship that prince Charles once visted. They offer pints of Boddington's or Tetley with other british ales for your taste buds to enjoy.

Two great beers that I can't really drink any more. Or you can go listen to live jazz at Steamer's Cafe. Also there is a Blue's bar called Stubricks, where they have fantastic steaks and cheap qulity drinks. They have alternative Coffee shops where scummy people hang out like the hub or MacClain's coffee or like me, you can just go to Starbucks. They have a fancy French Restaurant called the Cellar which is the only 4 star French restaurant in Orange County. Yes I have much pride about Fullerton. I really loved living there. La Palma is nice cause it is close to all the Korean places and Church. Other than that, you can't beat Fullerton. I appreciate Fullerton cause it does not claim to be anything special and yet it is. Did you know that Fullerton has the most Millionaires in OC. Lot of old money. Yeah I probably like it cause I have so much memories there. Though I reminisce about old times, I never want to live like I did in the past. That is the irony of it all. But I certainly miss my days of being wild.