My famous kind streak still goes on.......

Yesterday after work i helped out Susan with her part time job. She asked me to help Dave to help her. Not wanting to end my famous kind streak, I said OK. I said OK without knowing what I was getting myself into. Basically Susan had a part time job where she went around to girls from age 13-21 and promote movies that are upcoming. So if you can imagine Song Duk Dong and I walking around to give out Posters, rubber band bracelets, sticker, and lip balm. The worst was that we had to take pictures of the girls holding up the posters and giveways.

We were giving way freebees for this movie!

Yikes.......

Here comes the nearly the worst momment of my life that never happened.(thank you Jesus)
As Song and I were going around making asses out ourselves, asking young girls to take picture, I was on a constant look-out for possibly being seen doing what I was doing. We only had one picture to take left and Song and I were walking up to 2 girls. As we were about to talk to them, I see a group of dudes that look familiar. Out of all the people to see, it was our rivals. Dudes from Canaan football team. I panicked and yelled out "Hell NO!" Dave saw them and we walked past these girls and said in our manly voice "Wassup fellas!" They asked what we were doing here and Song said "nothing. we lost a bet." And they just walked by. Hew! A close call. We took the last picture and left.

can you imagine what it would look like to canaan guys if they saw us talking to Jr. High girls giving them movie promos for a Mandy Moore and taking pictures of them. ?

It was an aweful experience. But my famous kind streak still continues.

Song and I talking to young girls and taking pictures of them..... Doesn't that just sound wrong?

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Here are my favorite blogs from da past.

ideal woman

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Father's strange behavior

Deep in da mind of Joseph Y. Lee

father's strange behavior Pt.2

Another chapter closed

Jeon Ji Hyun

Pretty Girls for Jesus

Close encounters with the Catholic Kind

if you have da time, time me which one you like da best!

In Love and Basketball (censored)

Sometimes your on and sometimes your off, both in love and basketball. Yesterday I felt like an all star. I played basket ball in that japanese gym yestarday. I was posting up, draining jumpers, taking fools to the hole. I don't know what came over me. I guess I can repeat the words that I say to others when I they do well..... Sun even shines on a dogs ass once in a while. Well it was shining on me last night. It felt great.

So before I went to the gym I got a call from a friend.
Happy friend : Wassup Dawg!
Da Fevah : Wassup fool!
Happy friend : I can't go to play ball tonight.
Da Fevah : Why?
Happy friend : I am meeting a certain woman.
Da Fevah : That Pharmacist that you are being set up with?
Happy friend : Yup. I just talk to her and the conversation was great.
Da Fevah : Alright! Go get'em Tiger.

After many games I was about to go home and I saw the same friend. What the..... He came to the gym and he had the bewildered look about him. like a mack truck ran over him.
Unhappy friend : Hey......
Da Fevah : What the.... How did it go?
Unhappy friend : I am here aren't I?
Da Fevah : Oh man.... What happened? Was she ugly?
Unhappy friend : I don't wanna say. Oh it was bad.
Da Fevah : What was bad? her face? her body? What?
Unhappy friend : Oh man.... I don't know dawg.
Da Fevah : What?
Unhappy friend : She was laughing at her own jokes and When I said my jokes she said absolutely nothing. She certainly was not pretty. And later she found out I was a clerk and since she is a pharmacist, she started talking down to me. And the last thing she said was "You're a nice boy."
Da Fevah : What? Forget that man. She bettah recognice who she is dealing with. Don't worry dawg. Chicks are like buses. Every 15 minutes their is another one.
Unhappy friend : Thanks dawg. Good lookin out.
Da Fevah : No doubt.

O.K. so other than my friend graduating a little late, He is one of the best catches out there. This pharmacy chick lost out, that is for sure. This friend is like a goldmine of love. Deeper and deeper you dig, more and more love he has. Unlike a goldmine, His love mine never runs out. This pharmacy woman had a chance of her life and she lost. If God gives a possible royal flush, you take your chances. My friend is like a guaranteed Royal Flush. And she folded like a chump. Not realizing that she had a royal flush in her hands. I am sure my friend wouldn't go for her even if she wanted it. But to call him a nice boy... That is wacked.

Quote of da Day!


Wind Blows, Must live!

This is a terrible world that we live in.......
I have been saying that sentence everyday for last month or so. I am not saying that because something happened or whatever. I simply say that because I realize that more and more every single day. Life can be a be-otch. SO much pain in the world today. It is also the reason that I look forward to dying later in life. It is great that one day I will no longer be in this miserable world with pain and suffering and more. I'll be in heaven. As we go through life, I am sure that we all feel like God hates us and He does not care for us. But I trully believe that we can get through anything with God on our side. I figure that whatever is His will is just that. His will. But more we are in trouble or in pain, it is important that we go to God. Only He will save us from the pain and suffering of this world. As I sit here and write this blog, I am humbled by Him again. I have been so weak in my faith. I can say all these things, but when push comes to shove, I too start getting weak. I think that the great things that can come out of tragedies and unfortunate situations is that we grow in God and rely on Him more. Not only does God build our character through the rough times, but he is also teaching us. Always. Too all those out there that are discouraged and weak, have faith that God is in control. Not us.

What the.......
http://www.sciplus.com/stats/index_05_b.HTM
I was looking at this site and look at number 28 and 25. What the hell can this be I wonder. Very strange. Does anyone know what sciplus.com is? Why is my blog site on this thing I wonder? very very strange......

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House warming and more

So I was throwing a BBQ/house warming on SAT. It was da hottest damn day. People were melting. It was kinda bad that I did not have my apartment clean...... Bad. Da heat and Da mess, I am sure people were thrown off. But still good times were had.

Some of da funny things from the BBQ
1. Beaux and Selly came and than left after 20 seconds...... Beaux.....
2. Save Dong hurt his back while playing Susan on a little one on one. One on one in what you ask? I am not sure. They say they were playing basket ball... But yeah right.
3. After the injury, Hoon gave Song a back rub. There were some strange noises coming from the room. It was Hoon and Song making some wild mating calls.
4. Andy was tired.
5. My friend Bon Koo met Jess ku. They were going KuKoo.
Bon : Are you a Koo
Jess : Yeah
Bon : koo!
I know more Koo/Ku's than I thought!
6. Hoon and Mel combined for 11 hot dawgs. They both claim that the other had 6 and they ate 5 dogs. Mind you, that these were not some small little dawgs. These were some big, Louisiana Hot links. Come to thinkof it they probably both had 6. Hoon said that he was constipated the next morning.
7. Save Dong could not control his farts due to his back injuries. He was in the room and when I went in there, it smelled like ass funk.

I will post some picts later. Oh and I vowed that I will clean my place this week. I started yesterday. Gotz to keep my place clean.