Thursday, January 22, 2004

[Diet Update]
I am still plugging away at fat. I feel much more healthier and today I fit into my inspiration pants. Yes. I have inspiration pants. I always buy some clothes that is a bit small so that it is my goal to fit into it. I fit into it this morning and I am wearing DKNY jeans that I bought 4 years ago. So for 4 years I havn't been inspired. I am gonna secretly go buy some pants that are way too small and I will fit into those jeans one day too. I have a long journey ahead to the kingdome of slim. I am not sure if I will make it there, but I want to. There are 2 things that you can do with desire. You can fulfill it or you can wish for it and do nothing. It is strange that there is a switch in my head that got turned on. unexplainable. But i will lose weight damn it. I want people to not recognize me when I am done. I never want to hear fat word to describe me. Jolly is one. Jolly..... Never do you ever hear that someone skinny is jolly.
Remember beanie babies?

His name is jolly.

A fat walrus that walk funny out of water. Yes it comes back to me now. When I went to sea world with my cousins. Wonteh(y'all know him as dinko) was there too. A walrus named Surla being described as a lazy fat beast. All the other sea creatures would do fancy tricks and there was Surla. Just laying there. Doing lame tricks. Only amazing thing was that the walrus could do tricks even though it was so fat. Nothing extravagant. Just waving and spitting water at you. Anyways the walrus beanie baby is named Jolly.

Who can forget the king of jollyness, ol St. Nick.

Yes a jolly fat man who sits on his fat-bottom all year. lets his poor little slaves(elves) do all his work. Nick has a hard time fitting into chimneys cause he is fat. He gives gifts to children who are nice and not giving to those who have been naughty. A jolly man indeed.

There are so many fat words. I can't think of anymore right now.