I am back.

Being at Northern Cal all week has taken it's toll on D. Fevah. But it was a great trip. I am so glad that I am back though. I was home sick. I gotta say, that I am like a SoCal Chone-Nom. I can't stand being out of it too long. I hung out with many people over the week. Danny Ronen is a friend from high school and it was good seeing him again. Titus is always friendly and we had a blast at the wedding. Jonathan in an amazing guy. I had a role in the wedding. I have never been to a Jewish wedding so it was a blast. They got a Rabbi from Germany. The Rabbi's accent was so funny. He said "pwease place da Wing in the bride's finger". Even the bride cracked up. I gave a toast and it was really odd knowing that I've given so many toasts at weddings. But the reception was unbeliveable! The wedding was at Tilden Park of the Berkeley Hills. It was beautiful. Hanging with Jonathan's Yale buddies was an interesting experience. It was incredible that I was in a room with so many extraordinary group of highly motivated and intelligent people. The group was diverse from real professionals to idealists. Lawyers to movie critics. Yes one of Jonathan's friend was a movie critic at a Boston Newspaper. It was cool. Seeing Jonathan's Family was awesome too. They have been so good to me through out the years.

Couple of things that happened to me up North that might be worth mentioning. During the week, all I did was work. On Thgursday morning, I was done with my meeting and I went to the local bucks. I ate something and enjoyed my Bucks. I was walking towards my car and I saw these 2 ghetto punk asses that were standing around my car, looking inside. I saw one of them looking around, positioned with his back to the door. But his hands were on the door handle of my rental car. So obvious that this clown was trying to open my door. SO I walked up to them with my cell phone in my hand.

Da Fevah - wassup guys?
Thug #1 - what...
Da Fevah - having fun?
Thug #2 - is this your car?
Da Fevah - It sure is.
Thug #2 - Oh shoot. My bad I thought it was mine.
Da fevah - I am sure that you did. Now get the hell away from the car.

They just walked away. What the hell man. In broad day light! Well this happened in a city called Alameda.

Next thing that happened is at a city called Emryville. I was having coffee after breakfast with some girl from the wedding. She went to the restroom and this Korean jackass comes up to me withg bunch of DVDs and says.....

Korean Jackass - Yo you wanna a DVD?
It was movies that has not come out on Video store yet.
Da Fevah - naw dog!
Korean Jackass - I'll hook you up.
Da fevah - It's alright.
K J - What kind of movies you like.
Da Fevah - Not those ones.
Than he gave me this creepy smile.
K J - U want porn?
Da fevah - What?
K J - Asian Porn?
Da Fevah - no man.
He walked away. I was offended. Do I look like a guy who would buy porn from the streets?

Anyways, I think that I really appreciate dthe fact that I was in SoCal when I was up north. I really can't live up north. But I reallly love my friends that are up north. It's intersting to see how my old friends change through out the years. It's sad and great. It's sad that our lives change regardless of our feelings and our needs. It's great to see us mature though. It was a great trip and I hope that Jonathan and Amanda are always happy together. I did sent out a quik prayer for them while I was leaving.

Berkeley

I was at Berkeley last night and I gotta tell ya, they lack some good looking chicks. I could not find one hot chick. It was sad. My business trip has been really good. Made some real progress. This morning was the most sucessful. Yeah Berkeley was sad. I actually went to campus. No hotties in site. The whole time that I've been here, I saw one hot chick in SF at a Starbucks. Sad I know.

Jung vs. Da Fevah

I met up with my highschool friend Steve and his room mate Tim. They are grad students at Cal. Their major is Astro Physics. Tim is from Boston and he had that thick Boston accent. It was funny. He said "yeah I went to a highschool across the street from Fenway Paahk". Real Massachusetts accent like that Movie Good Will Hunting. They say "Hahvahd" instead of Harvard. One of the very few Bostonians that I've met that I liked. Steve, Tim and I had dinner at a Indian restaurant called Viceroy. They asked me what this "Da Fevah" was all about. I told them that "Da Fevah" was my alter ego. Jung goes to church every Sunday and Da Fevah goes out every weekend...... haha... Just kidding? I don't know. But what I do know is that with a alter ego like "Da Fevah", I talk about myself in third person. For example, "You don't want to mess with Da Fevah, cause Da Fevah will kick you ass..." It's like the incredible hulk. You get me staahted(Boston) on stupidity, I turn into Da Fevah.... Jung thinks Boston is a quaint little city with lots of history and beatiful architure. Da Fevah thinks Boston smells and is full of stupidity and ugly chicks. You see the difference?

I am now in a library in Foster City. Foster City is like the Irvine of Northern California. Yeah it's really wacked here. I found out that Foster City was once nothing but a plott of land owned by a man named Foster. He put limitations on what you can build and what color and such, just like Irvine. How wacked is that? It is boring up in this mug. Fo Sho! But I will be outta here after the meeting tommorow.

wassup y'all. I am in SF. So far I've seen some God aweful things here. A crack ho came up to me last night and asked for money. I said I did not have any. than she said "Can we date?" When I got passed feeling disgusted, I felt bad for her....

Today I saw a man who looks like George kastanza cuss out a homeless.

She was knitting something and she asked for money. He said "Get a job!" She said "I had one!" blah blah. The old man siad why don't you s*bleep* my d*bleep*. How mean is that?

Yikes..... Hope you are all doing well....