I've been eating healthy lately....

I've gained too much weight.
I remember the days when I used to polish off 2 burritose from Albertos in less than 5 minutes.... Now I settle for salad.

What a fat ass I am. Yet why am I still so damn sexy?

Judgement!

Here comes da judgement from Da Fevah.
I know that judgements are no good but we all judge and here is another Oracle of God given on to you through Da Fevah! Okay its not an oracle of God. But today I want to talk about an overwhemingly successful show, American Idol.

Last night I watched Lost. But inbetween commercials Lisa wanted me to watch American Idol. So I did. What a brokeback show. It amazes me that so many people watch this God awful show and to a point I understand it. Especially women. They love that stuff.

I must admit that even I find it entertaining when they have the tryouts and seeing the assed out performers get humiliated and using up their 15 minutes of fame. Its funny. But I noticed last night it was just really bad. All those horid songs and horid humor. But as I've said, women and men are different.

But if you are man and you are a fan of American Idol.....

Shame on you.... You fruitcake.