Friday, October 03, 2003

Finnally a busy weekend to look forward to. Tonight is AL'S BIRTHDAY celebrations. Tommorow is Mahzel's. Not at work today. Getting some R&R. So there. Yesterday our new Thursday night Bible study group went to eat out at Doo Rae Bak. Though I felt nasty, I went and ate. After wards I got a sudden attack from Da stomach. So did Hoon. So the 2 of us went to the bathroom at Sheraton Hotel. Side by side taking care of business. We were beat boxing out of our ass.

Hoon : Dang that was loud...
Da Fevah : Man nothings coming out.
Hoon : I am not having trouble! haha I think you just have gas.
Da Fevah : Yeah. But will you stay in here till something comes out and talk to me?
Hoon : What?
Da Fevah : Nuthin but gas came out. Dang it! I don't even think I need to wipe.
Hoon : You should still wipe.
Da Fevah : I know.

As we were hangin out at Starbucks Ed, Mike Ha, Al, hung out. Later Bobby Park and Little Jung that goes by Lance now joined us. I had to finnally go at Starbucks. It all came out alright!

Thursday, October 02, 2003

Intimate Momments
It's kinda weird but I was thinking about my past girlfriends the other day. I really don't miss any of them cause it seems like it has been decades since I had one. Out of all the faces and names, the only thing I miss is the intimate momments that I had with them. (not sexual! Get your mind out of the gutter!) You know those momments that you shared with the significant other that only belongs to you and the other person. yeah the momments of intimacy...... Though I don't agree with this anymore, my famous quote used to be "I rather watch TV with a girl, than hang out with bunch of you clowns!"(pointing at my friends) Cause even a TV show can lead to that extraordinary momment. I really miss these extraordinary momment where you just click. It seems like it has been forever since I felt that way about anyone. You can't force it to happen. Well enough of stupidity for now.

Wednesday, October 01, 2003

Dress my age?

I am now sitting here in my cubicle thinking about last night. Hoon and I had a conversation about this nasty funk that we are in. It seems to Hoon that most us do not act our age.... If you look at few blogs below this, some people consider us Ah-Juh-Cee's. Whacked. So I am here. Should I start dressing and acting older? Like those Ah Juh Cees that you see at random places in Cerritos. You know the ones with gold Pierre Cardin belts and does SAS shoes. Wearing fobby polo shirts with a Penguin logo. Ugly slacks. Kinda like a first generation Korean Pastor look. With a short sleeve dress shirts in that odd color between white, grey, and cream maybe. With those ugly shoes. You know the shoes that Ah Juh Cees wear. Perhaps with a tassle. Yeah.....

Tuesday, September 30, 2003

Back in the saddle again

Now I am in my desk after a business meeting I had in Woodland Hills. I am back in my desk now thinking about fantasy football again. I am some what happy. I won in Fantasy football. I thought I lost for sure. but Ahman Green had the game of his career yesterday.

Yeah I beat Walter. It was a pleasant surprise. So still undefeated without Michael Vick. I feel pretty good.

Monday, September 29, 2003

Ah-juh-cee

So CPC played against some church yesterday. Some chumps who thought they were bad. We were low in numbers yet we kick their Arse. Of course I was dominant as ever. In fact they inspired me to play this season. Yesterday I was feeling tough. But I am hurting now. I now realize why I didn't really want to play. It is because I am in pain. Can't hide my age I suppose. Talking about age....... Some girls from the other church was chit chattin and I over heard them talkin about me. I heard her say "that Ah-Juh-Cee"!!!!!! Me! An Ah-Juh-Cee! That was too painful for me to take. Do you think I look like an Ah-Juh-Cee! I joke around sometimes and call myself that. As a JOKE! But when someone I don't know calls me that, it sux.
Da Fevah and a Hottie from Ohio.

So I am back at the most wonderful, and beautiful city. LA! While in Cleveland, a funny thing happened. I went to a bar with my customers called Irish Bar. Of course I was buying my clients drinks. So as everyone was having a good time, We all saw this HOT chick come in(the only hot chick I saw in Cleveland). Of course men are dogs in Cleveland also. They were all talking smack. I will not say their names, but
Client 1 = older black guy
Client 2 = younger white guy
Client 3 = White guy in late 30's

Client 1 : Man if I wasn't married, I would go talk to her.
Client 2 : yeah right.
Client 3 : Do all the chicks look like that in LA?
Da Fevah : Not all. But we have better I am sure. She is pretty, but they are a dime a dozen in LA.
Client 2 : Really? I gotta go to LA!
Da Fevah : I think I am gonna go talk to her.
When alcohol enters d. fevah, Da Fevah becomes brave.
Client 1 : Good luck.
Da Fevah : I don't need luck, I got skills.
I go up to this woman.
Da Fevah : Hi how are you doing?
Woman : fine.
Da Fevah : Listen, those guys over there are my clients. Can you just play along and act like you are having fun?
Woman : Sure. That sounds fun i suppose.
Da Fevah : I am gonna buy you a drink, and I don't care what number you put down, But can you just write down a phone number?
Woman : I am gonna give you my number. Cha-Ching!
So we were chattin' a bit. Laughing while my clients were lookin at me from our table. Her name was Claire. A 25 year old grad student at Case Western. She was from St. Louis originally and went to some small school for undergrad. She actually gave a hug. What a good sport she was. So I came back to the table with the napkin with her phone number.
Da Fevah : Did you guys take notes?
Client 1 : Man you are smooth like a brother
Client 2 and 3 : That was in pretty smooth.
Da Fevah : Don't embarrass me like that guys. It ain't no thang!
So I was eating my chicken wings with my clients. And Claire was leaving. She came by the table.
Claire : You are so funny. Be sure to call me ok. Bye!
She winked at me.
Da Fevah : See ya!
All my clients were speechless. I just smiled and ate my chicken wings. hahaha. I am so sneaky!