Art of Fart


When do we know that we are comfortable enough around each other to fart...

I always say that their are 2 things that are always funny. Monkeys and farts. Last night after bible study, our small group was hangin' about and telling funny stories... All of a sudden I heard the Rrrriiipp. It was a Fart. There was a momment of silence and we looked over at that direction and it was David.

David Lee - Oh.... That just slipped out....
His face was turning red.
Everyone - Hahahahahaah!

Here is David "Fart Boy" Lee.


We had a new girl Jennifer that sat right next to him. hahahaha! How great is that! Farting around a newcomer. Sujin (Our pastor's wife) was telling us how when she is in a comfortable environment, she can just let it go. This was also a suject during ghetto chats. What is a ghetto chat? Instead using Instant Messaging or chatting service, we just email back and forth b/t Me, Lisa Park, Donald Song, Kelly Cho, Kathy Choo, and Billie Kim. Conclution was that farts come with comfort. So it comes down to farting around your comfort zone and people you feel comfortable with.

Statement of the day
"I can fart when I am in a comfortable place, around comfortable people, But I can never do it at church or anything....."
Sujin Chong (Sa-Mo Nim)

If this is true, I feel comfortable around just about anyone.... next bible study, I think I am gonna start rippin em'.

They say that pictures worth a thousand words.......

Look at the weak sauce SUCRAMENTO QUEEN Chris Webiotch. Whining like he always does.

I can't stand him and I hate the Queens. What a great victory! It's all about the Lakers Biotch! How dare they think that they belong in the same league with the Lakers. Bunch of No championship losers....

My mother had her surgery this week and she is doing well. It was good to hear from her this morning.

I posted this pic before. Some of you remember. Anyways, She will coming in middle o' April. She was concerned about my diet. Hahaha. Mom... She said that she is worried about leaving me here in the midst of my intense diet. I told her it was still going well. She axed about my girlfriend. I told her that we were doing well. She laughed.
She has always been telling me that I needed to lose weight. Now she is changing the tune to, You need to lose more weight and make more money. Hmmm.... You could never please my mother. I remeber I was in Tae Kwon Do, so that I can lose weight as a child. Can anyone tell me where I am?

Hahaha! I think I am having too much fun with old pics. Anyways.... I told my mother that I missed her and here is what she said.
"You don't care about your mother right now. You are probably so happy with your new girlfriend."
Hahahahaha! That was funny.

Reflections......

So I was sitting around and thinking about how strange life can be. I felt like I was exploring parts of me that I've discovered for the first time in my life. It is always good to look at yourself and see where you can improve.... I have much improvements that are needed.

1. Prayer Life
I am in desperate need to re-juvinate my walk with Him. I feel like I always take the Lord's blessings for granted. It is such a mystery to me that I know what think and do is against God, but the weasel in me always try to compromise God's character. So much prayers are needed.

2. Basketball
Playing basketball was good last night. I felt like I got a good work out for the first time in a long long time. Yes business trips are bad for my diet. I was doing well but I have no offensive game to my game what so ever. I was not doing well until Mel yelled out "Jung! You are standing around..." That got my fueled. I wish I could try my best all the time.

3. Tolerance
I feel like I can't tolerate some people. I always kick the nasty thoughts about certain people without mercy. Cause in the end, how much better am I?

4. Laziness
This one kills me. I hate the fact that I can be lazy. I am so not when I am passionate about something.... Only if I can be passionate about cleaning my room, car, and doing the laundry. (I almost ran out of underwear and instead of doing the laundry, I went to Ross and bought some undies..... )

But the biggest thing I realized is that I want my passion back. My passion for the things that I like. Music, Movies, reading, Politics.... Etc. Cause I realize these are all things that I must keep up with. My meaningless job took away my passion and I want it back. I want my interests to spark up again. I want my dreams to be vivid again. I want to have a dream to pursue again. Am I going through a mid-life crisis already?

Loss of Friendships
Despite the battle of the BIG ladies.... I think they are somewhat friends again. But they have been still battling over email. Let me tell you. It is a battle. Today I want to talk about something serious. Conflicts among friends. What does it take for friends, not to be friends anymore? It can be such an aweful thing. I had a great friend in college and one day he felt that I was no longer his friend. So when I see him now and then, he acts different. It is weird. What causes such great friendships to end. It saddens me when I think about my lost relationships with friends. I remember in Beverly Hills 90210 when the character David and his friend stopped being friends.

Character David became really cool oneday and dissed his dorky friend. I don't know why that thought just came to me... But what jerk. Can you leave your friends? I know growing apart is one thing. But actually discuss about it and just change one day? At what point is the line crossed? Strange...

[update]
This is how it feels when a friendship ends.

Its like you are walking in open space and you walk into a invisble wall. You let all your guards down and BAM. You are flattened....

Godzilla VS. King Kong

So today at work there was a huge fight between Marcie and Axy.... Marcie started crying and left and pushed me out of the way. Now Marcie is a whole lot of a woman. Axy was even more a woman but she lost a 100 lbs.... Still She is bigger than most women. In the battle of the behemoth.... I Da Fevah tried to stay out of the way. I could have stepped in and said something but I did not want too. I realize as people get older, we make certain rules for ourselves. But we do not mature just because of age.... There are kids who are wise beyond their years and there people who will be an idiot no matter how old they get. Maybe it is true... Age ain't nuthin' but a number..... Anyways I felt bad for Marcie for about 2 seconds. Than I realized that she was just looking for sympathy. But my concern for her changed. I did not feel bad about her being sad..... I pitied her because she was helpless in her actions. She is a woman who is completely helpless in almost all facets of life. Than soon I realized I am too. That must be how God feels about everyone.... That was a humbling thought.

It seems many people are in a bad mood today.... I wonder if it is full moon today... hmmm. instead of being in a bad mood, I feel anxious today....

And yet, another bachellor on the block ready to be sold....

David Lim has the voice of the gods... deep. He is a internet/computer genious. DLim is an artist. And a lover of life. Graphic designer is his trade, and yet he offers so much more. DLim has the heart of Gold. I've known this man since 85. And he is greatness in the making. David is always on fire for Da Lord. He is also the Master of Video games and he rocks at wedding videos. Man of many different interests. He can love you like there was no tommorow. he dosen't play games unless it is video games. To make the long story short, DLim rocks it to the beat.

Here is a picture of us when we were 10.... I was a fob.....

I don't know who all these little niggas are in the front but Back left is me, Da Fevah and in the right is DLim. Look at our bowl cuts. Hahahaha!

So begins another wonderful week....

I went to the Laker game with Marcel on Friday night. It was cool. Lakers won! Weekend was ove before I knew it. Don't you think that we live in a aweful world? The vicious cycle of work week haunts me daily. But I am thankful that I am here. Getting paid late but still getting paid really late. I did 5 loads of Laundry... Saturday I went to CMC outing at someone's house. They were saying how they beat us in a scrimage in Turkey bowl.. Obviously it musty have been a week I was not there cause I don't remember. It baffles me how I was almost covinced that I should come out of retirement again. Rock some fools. But I am still retired.... I am done with that sport. Only football I am gonna be envolved with now is fantasy football. hahahaha! I got eliminated in both fantasy basketball teams.... But I am still in the lead for NCAA tourney... Going back to CMC..... Did we really lose to them? I don't remember. I just don't remember them at all. I am certain that I rocked somebody on that team. hahahaha!