I don't even want to talk about the Lakers and their pathetic loss... It was sad.... Lisa made dinner for the guys so we ate and watched the damn game.
I am beginning to hate Tony Parker.......
But dinner was super good... Thanks Leece.
No more laker talk.....
So I have some new products that I managed to find out about (Lisa) that is going to make my life better. I already posted about Fabreze and Swiffer.
My newest gift from Da Fevette is Sonicare......
At first it was weird..... kinda ticklish and had to get used to it.... But I feel so much cleaner! I do.... It is awesome! I loved the stuff....
I will be showing off my pearly whites more often....
Okay so I stopped by the mall yesterday and this Neutrogena booth was calling my name.....
Da Fevette once told me about her friend Brian... How he just loves his after shave lotion from Neutrogena.... I thought "Neutrogena? How gay!"
I said "I like my Issey Miyake...." It's not like I like cologne. Actually I dislike it. But after shaves makes my skin feel good. So when I ran out of all my after shave, I went to the mall to get some.... But as I was walking toward a department store I saw the Netrogena booth and I thought "hmmmmm". At first I was afraid to approach this booth... It looked so feminine. So as I was walking back and forth the booth acting like I was just a shopper, the friendly black girl said "Can I help you?"
Da Fevah : Yes... Ummm.... DO you have men's stuff? Like after shave?(in MANLY voice)
Neutrogena girl : Yes we do. All of our stuff is made from soy and natural....
I noticed some guys looking at me walking by while she was explaining.... So I cut her off.....
Da Fevah : Oh that's great.... I'll take it
Neutrogena girl : Well can I interest you in a facial scrub and a shaving cream too?
Da Fevah : Ummm... I don't know....
I just wanted to buy the damn thing and leave.....
Neutrogena girl : Oh we have a package deal. You can buy the shaving cream, the facial scrub, and the after shave for $15.... That is $5 off.
Da Fevah : that is cheap... But I am not sure if I will ever scrub my face.....
Than she explained how our face needs the scrubbing (exfoliate as she put it) before the shaving to get all the dead skin and stuff.... This time I listened to her whole lecture.....
So I bought it.... it came in a nice package than she proceeded to put it in a very femme"Neutrogena" Bag.... Yikes. The worst was when the girl was putting the stuff in the bag, this guy who was basically a flaming gay, walks by and says "Oh Neutrogena!~ I love that stuff... It works". Than he proceeded to tell me his life story... Well it seemed like it. How he is in the cosmetic department in Nordstrom and how he has tried everything and nothing works as good... I din't want to be rude so I just nodded my head and waited for this guy to finish.
I walked through the mall and saw these stares..... In my ultra femme Neutrogena bag. I felt Metro.... Al and Hoon thinks I am a metro.
I kid you not.... The fag was right. I cam home and immediately I shaved. I scrubbed, exfoliate, term that she used, and shaved with the shaving cream.... Than I put on the after shave.... That stuff is awesome.... I can't believe that I used Gillette all this time. I kid you not.... I am a believer...
I am a new man.
A Neutrogena Man!