When it rains it pours.........

A sad tragedy......

The toilet overflowed in my house. I am so beyond mad.....

iLLaDelph JoNgmINi

Look at the man as he devours the burger. He is looking for a woman to devour in love. (dosen't the burger look like a little cookie in his massive hands?) Believe me when I say that he has the strength of 3 men. He really does. His wild, rough, and rugged ways are slowly changing to soft, kind and sensitive ways. Still he has not forgotten his roots. He represents Southside Korea as well as Southern and Northern Cali. He is well known in the Middle East. In the country Jordan they refer to him as the "Gangsta for Jesus". He is fluent in both Korean and English. Now he has incorporated his westside gangsta ways in the city of Brotherly love. He is Silly in Philli. If any ladys are interested sharing a philly cheese stake sandiwich of love with a strong, passionate, and a God fearing man, let me know.

Fat Asian and a Missing Lighter

I sent in my S.T. Dupont lighter to get it fixed last month. I had them fix it and sent it back to me at my company. But what happened? It is missing.... Our company recieved it 10 days ago. But No one told me. I found out when I called to find out how long it was going to take. Apparently someone received it and NO ONE TOLD me even though it had my name written on it. When I asked about it to the guy who recieved it, he said "I don't know! It is not my responsiblity!" So it is gone. I don't know, I might find it. But I doubt it. Gosh dang it! I loved that lighter. I was so attached to it. This is what happens when you are me. MURPHY"S LAW....
To make the perfect ending to the lighter incident, today at Starbucks, I was easying my anger over my lighter with a cup of joe. Some white guy comes up to me and looks at me like he knew me.

White Guy : Hey Young!
Da Fevah : I'm Jung... Do I know you?
White guy : Oh Sorry man. I thought you were my friend Young.
Da Fevah : Wow. My middle name is Young...
Da Fevah : Does this guy look like me?
White guy : yeah. It is amazing. he looks alot like you. Even his online name is "FAT ASIAN KID"
Da Fevah : ...aha....... isn't that great......
White Guy : Not that you're fat.... ha..ha..
Da Fevah : .......
White Guy : That was bad.... I am sorry..... He always makes fun of himself.....
Da Fevah : .....its alright... It's kinda funny. Hahahahaha.
White guy : I am going to crawl into my whole now.
Da Fevah : Don't worry about it.

Geez... White people..... Aren't they great?
What a perfect punchline to the joke also known as my life.

Last night I had the oddest dream......

I had a dream that I was going to marry Miss Korea. In my dream some how my father arranged for me to marry Miss Korea. It is funny what ridiculous things happen in dreams. Last dream that I was getting married was when I was gonna marry a hot seminary student(imagine that). Isn't that weird. Anyways, back to last night's dream. So I was worried in my dream that I was not going to be able to take care of my Miss Korea wife financially. But my parents said "don't worry". "We will give you $100,000.00 a month". So it was getting better and better. So I was waiting for my wife to be at LAX and as soon as the plane arrived...... I heard this loud BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. It was my alarm. "NOOOOOOOO I thought." "Damn it. It was a dream!" I was so mad when I woke up. But my dream made me realize this morning how shallow I really am. But than again, who isn't. Only terrible thing is that I did not even see what Miss Korea looked like in my dream. But now here I am at work..... paradise. Most awful thing about waking up from a great dream is that you wake up to your miserable life. From the best situation to worst. Ecstasy to bufoonery. I guess it is not that bad. But it would have been cool if I was married to Miss Korea. Hoon would have been so jealous. Not to mention other clowns that I call friends. Another interesting thing in my dream was that I did not even ask if Miss Korea was a Christian... I wonder if that means anything? Hmmmm.......

Bunch of honeys trying to become next Miss Korea

Look at all these honeys wanting to marry me?(at least in my dream)

The Movie Club

So it begins.......
This Saturday will be the first meeting for our movie club. We will be watching comtemprary classics and discussing the films afterwards. It will be held at Song duk Dong's home. The first movie that we were going to watch was "Cool Hand Luke".

But it does not have to be. If other members object to this idea, we can watch something else. Please leave a comment if "Cool hand Luke" does not do it for you.........

Wacked Wednessday
I will be going on a business trip soon and I am not looking forward to it. I have to go to Buffaloe, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Indianapolis. Yikes. It is like a business trip from hell..... I can just imagine it now..... land of the depressed white folks. Cause if I had to live in those areas, I would be depressed also. So I am going on the WT tour. Won't really have time to see anything. I will be visiting custommers after custommers. Since I have never been to Cleveland, Indianapolis, and Pittsburgh. I guess it will be something new to do. Another wonderful day in paradise......... Don't you just hate Wednessdays? Being stuck in the middle of all this madness. I hate Wednessdays.

Midget

Ever get a feeling that someone just kicked your balls but you don't know who did it and you don't know where it came from? You look around you don't see them. Finally you look down, and their stands a midget. That is how I felt at this morning at work. It was going great this morning WAM! A swift kick to the nuts from some where.

I had couple of sales this morning so I was happy. Then I heard the dreadful phone ring. I picked up and I was told some horrible news about one of my accounts. He was my custommer from Boston. I met the guy last time I went to Boston. A tiny little man he was. Anyway, they decided not to sell our products because our tech support was not doing their jobs. So I spent all morning kissing his tiny little ass. I some what feel violated right now. You should have heard me this morning. Laughing at his stupid little jokes. Getting yelled at by some Napoleon lookin little midget. I wish I could just see him in the street. I would end that Willow Ufgood looking little gnome. But the good news is that we recovered and we still have the account. But I am still a little upset about getting yelled at by that evil leprechaun from Boston....

"I am the Leprechaun..."

Torture

I just came back from the prayer meeting. Something happened that I could not believe. My father was in the same position as when I left for the prayer meeting... Here is our conversation.

Dad : Could you get me some ice water?
Da Fevah: Sure
Dad : Thank you son!
Dad : I've been thirsty the whole night but I did not move.
Da Fevah: Why?
Dad : I was waiting all night for you to come back so you can get ice water for me.
Da Fevah : .........
Dad : I just demonstrated Great Patience... Huh huh huh.

Living with my father is a scary thing. Sometimes it is torture......

Paradise Lost

So I am back at paradise(work).... After not getting paid for 4 payments, the morale is down and everyone looks miserable. I am so sick of not getting paid. It is not that I am so mad or sad, I am just curious. I am curious on why God is testing us so much. It seems that God wants to teach something to us, but I do not know what it is. Or I could be just on a sinking ship. Is there no hope for AHT? I just don't know. I've sold many machines yet the times are not any easy. But my guess is that God is trying to tell us something. I wonder what it is. We are suffering yet we are not. I am displeased that I am not getting the pay checks on time, yet I am glad I am not in some country in Africa starving to death. Or I am in some repressed society where some crazy dictator is running wild while the people are being oppressed. I was watching tv yesterday and some anti-war people were going nuts. Madness was going on all over the world. Some Russian guy went into freezing water for 40 minutes to protest the war. 4 women from LA got naked to protest the war. Ridiculous! It just seemed like bunch of opportunists, taking the opportunity to be part of history. I wonder if they realize what Jack ass they are making of them selves. On the other hand, it is not like I support the war. I agree that people like Saddam Husein and Kim, Jung il need to be taken out. They are not just bad men. They are menace to the human race. But why is it that US and England is the only countries wanting to take out these fools. The vision that dictators have are ALWAYS, screwed up. I am comletely in agreement that these horrible dictators are bad men. I justy feel that it is a shame that people have to die because of these insane clowns. So where do I stand? I say if we goto war(it seems that we will), we finish the job and once and for all, end the misery that is Iraq and North Korea as we know it. The world is and has been in Chaos since Adam's mistake.... My guess is that John Milton knew something when he wrote Paradise lost. He was not just blowing things out of his butt. Paradise is definitely lost and won't be found until the return of our Lord. Meanwhile, my conclusion to this madness is that I wish that one day I can visit North Korea. However the method be I hope to be going to the United Korea. As far as Iraq.... Well let's just hope that innocent civilians won't be killed.
I will end this blog with a quote from one of many great speeches by Teddy Roosevelt.....

"Surely there never was a fight better worth making than the one in which we are engaged. It little matters what befalls any one of us who for the time being stand in the forefront of the battle. I hope we shall win, and I believe that if we can wake the people to what the fight really means we shall win. But, win or lose, we shall not falter. Whatever fate may at the moment overtake any of us, the movement itself will not stop. Our cause is based on the eternal principles of righteousness; and even though we who now lead may for the time fail, in the end the cause itself shall triumph. Six weeks ago, here in Chicago, I spoke to the honest representatives of a Convention which was not dominated by honest men; a Convention wherein sat, alas! a majority of men who, with sneering indifference to every principle of right, so acted as to bring to a shameful end a party which had been founded over half a century ago by men in whose souls burned the fire of lofty endeavor. Now to you men, who, in your turn, have corne together to spend and be spent in the endless crusade against wrong, to you who face the future resolute and confident, to you who strive in a spirit of brotherhood for the betterment of our Nation, to you who gird yourselves for this great new fight in the never-ending warfare for the good of humankind, I say in closing what in that speech I said in closing: We stand at Armageddon, and we battle for the Lord."

Busy Weekend

After Basketball I went to Gina;s Birthday party. I had sickning combination of food. Sushi, Pizza, Ice Cream and cookies. Not too good for my health. I borrowed a BMW promo shortfilms DVD from Marcel. It is Awesome. It is a series of short films made by the best directors in the world basically. Wong Kar Wai, Ang Lee, Guy Ritchie, John Woo, and etc... The series is called, THE HIRE...

You can click on the worh HIRE and check it out yourself. It made me want to go out and buy a Beemer.

Laugh Facory

On Saturday night, me, Song duk Dong, Susan, and Joanne went to Laugh factory on Sunset. It was "Asian Invation" night. The MC was the roomate of Song Duk Dong's cousin. The funniest comedians were all the none asians. The guy named Dane Cook was the funniest. I think I really related with his jokes. It was as if he knew me and he was talking about my life. But the Asians were hurting. The funniest asian comedian that night was Susan. We were talking about the bouncer looking like a baron or a duke from 18th century. He had a mustasche that connected with his side burns. Joanne called him Duke Von Bounce. Then Susan mentioned how she can imagine the bouncer(Duke Von Bounce) wearing one of those those monocles. I said "How did they leave those things on their faces?" Before I go on to tell you what happened, you have to realize how animated Susan is. Susan said "Squeezing their cheek muscle to... " (I did not hear the whole thing cause I started busting up again) What was so funny? Her facial expression. She was doing one of those winks but her cheek muscle was twitching cause she was holding on to her cheek. It was so funny. I laughed out loud for a good 2 minutes.
The other Korean women comedians were a disgrace. They all had the same material and they all made fun of theor parents accents. The Chinese girl was terrible too. They all immitated Margaret Cho.... I can't stand her but at least she is funny. Those comedian girls were hard to watch. I started feeling embarassed for them. You know what I am talking about... When some is not funny and you don't know how to react..... But the MC, the black guy and the 2 white guys were great.

Old School

That movie was hilarious. I watched that movie today with Joanne, Mike Ha, Susan, Esther(Heavensbrat), and Song duk Dong. I have not laughed out that loud at a theater for a long time. It was crude humor at it's best. It reminded me of college a little bit. Gosh I miss college...

It was a busy weekend with much needed laughter.....