In Love and Basketball (censored)
Sometimes your on and sometimes your off, both in love and basketball. Yesterday I felt like an all star. I played basket ball in that japanese gym yestarday. I was posting up, draining jumpers, taking fools to the hole. I don't know what came over me. I guess I can repeat the words that I say to others when I they do well..... Sun even shines on a dogs ass once in a while. Well it was shining on me last night. It felt great.
So before I went to the gym I got a call from a friend.
Happy friend : Wassup Dawg!
Da Fevah : Wassup fool!
Happy friend : I can't go to play ball tonight.
Da Fevah : Why?
Happy friend : I am meeting a certain woman.
Da Fevah : That Pharmacist that you are being set up with?
Happy friend : Yup. I just talk to her and the conversation was great.
Da Fevah : Alright! Go get'em Tiger.
After many games I was about to go home and I saw the same friend. What the..... He came to the gym and he had the bewildered look about him. like a mack truck ran over him.
Unhappy friend : Hey......
Da Fevah : What the.... How did it go?
Unhappy friend : I am here aren't I?
Da Fevah : Oh man.... What happened? Was she ugly?
Unhappy friend : I don't wanna say. Oh it was bad.
Da Fevah : What was bad? her face? her body? What?
Unhappy friend : Oh man.... I don't know dawg.
Da Fevah : What?
Unhappy friend : She was laughing at her own jokes and When I said my jokes she said absolutely nothing. She certainly was not pretty. And later she found out I was a clerk and since she is a pharmacist, she started talking down to me. And the last thing she said was "You're a nice boy."
Da Fevah : What? Forget that man. She bettah recognice who she is dealing with. Don't worry dawg. Chicks are like buses. Every 15 minutes their is another one.
Unhappy friend : Thanks dawg. Good lookin out.
Da Fevah : No doubt.
O.K. so other than my friend graduating a little late, He is one of the best catches out there. This pharmacy chick lost out, that is for sure. This friend is like a goldmine of love. Deeper and deeper you dig, more and more love he has. Unlike a goldmine, His love mine never runs out. This pharmacy woman had a chance of her life and she lost. If God gives a possible royal flush, you take your chances. My friend is like a guaranteed Royal Flush. And she folded like a chump. Not realizing that she had a royal flush in her hands. I am sure my friend wouldn't go for her even if she wanted it. But to call him a nice boy... That is wacked.
