Thursday, July 17, 2003

Da Mighty JC

I had another wonderful bible study with Fousen. It was great. We went over Different issues and one thing we talked about was Why da Big G sent Jesus and how JC is different than the other messengers from God.

1. Donkey vs. JC
In the book of Numbers one of the first messengers God spoke through was Balaam's Donkey. Balaam was hitting the Donkey because Da Ass would not move. There was an Angel sword drawn out waiting to strike Balaam. So Donkey said "Why do you hit me?" As much as the idea of a Talking Ass makes me laugh, God used him so Donkey is a messenger. JC is greater than the donkey in Many different ways. No contest. I don't even want to get into why JC is better. So hands down the winner is my Jigga Christ!

2. Earth, wind, & Fire vs. JC
As many of you might know Da Big G used nature to talk with us many times. Obviously JC did the same thing. So Jesus has authoritie over these natural phnomenons. So basically nature is Big G and JC's Beotch. So JC pimp slaps nature. Winner: JC

3. Prophets vs. JC
Prophets were used as human messengers for Big G. Unfortunately, prophets were not perfect and sin less like JC. JC has full authority as God. Hence Prophets get Rocked. If there was a wrestling match between all the prophets and JC, JC would give them Da people's elbow. Can you smell what the Lord is cookin' Also many prophets were always scared. I would be too if I had to wrestle JC. I was good. But not that good.
Winner : JC

4. Angels vs. JC
well as much of a good messenger Angels might have been, no angel died for my sins. So they are emotionless beings that can't show compassion. Whereas JC is all about comforting those in need. Jesus would tear these angels up with love. So JC with another victory under his belt.
Winner : JC

One thing that many of us ask is why JC was sent in the first place. Basically Big G talks to directly through his messengers. JC was the only perfect one we had. that is all. JC brought his A game. Just think, JC as a human has gone through everything that we go through. JC is Loving and compassionate. there is a difference b/t the 2. So if all of you clowns have a problem, JC Knows. He understands and he feels your pain. God is almighty and all loving. But through Jesus, Big G show his compassion in Human form for us to understand. So stand up and ask JC to help you. He will hear you out and go through everything with you. JC IS DA BOMB!