a Meeting in Canadian
I've been having this bad habit lately of falling asleep in anything that takes too long. I can't stand it. Yesterday we had guy come into train us in something from Canada. He had that annoying Canadian Accent and he just went on and on about a whole lot of nuthin'. Anyway, this canuck spoke from 9 to 12. Took a lunch break and spoke from 1 to 3. If you can imagine this dude talking about Faxing technology in that Canadian Accent for 5 hrs..... How can anyone not fall asleep? It was pretty tough.
All I can think about was hockey, maple leaf, Strange Brew (eh), Expos, Canadian Bacon, snow, Soojin, and mounties. Ever met a Korean from Canada? They don't say the word "Korean" correctly. We say koREan, with and emphasis in the RE part, like God intended us to say. But the Canadians say KOrean. So they emphasize KO part. It is really odd.
So I was talkin to the dude for a short time and he was saying that Motreal has a very European flavor to it. I should visit one day. He says that he also speaks French. Than I started something that I did not want to get into. He just started going on and on about how great Motreal is. What a Canuck. Thinks that I will be impressed by his Canadian mumbo jumbo. I wanted to open up a can of American Whoop ass. I should have put the US Smack down. But I just smiled at his sillyness. Silly Canadian. Even worse he had mouth of a sailor. Oh well it is not his fault that he is a Canadian. God challenges everyone. Especially our northern neighbors with no backbone.