I heard that David Hasselhoff got a DUI.....
I guess KITT couldn't save him this time....
This takes me back to long long ago.... When I was just a fresh college graduate. Yup. I was buck wild.
I was coming back from Velfare and my car flipped over. I had alcohol in my system....
Alex was with me and we were on the 5 freeway. Alex was the original Metrosexual. He was gonna be a model. But never made it. hahahahah! But everyone called him Gay Alex. So I am driving and two rice rockets were racing. one of the cars swerved into my lane and b/t a semi and I had to turn fast or else I would have killed the guy in the rice rocket.
So my car flipped and it was a mess. My arm was jacked up from road burns and what have you and I was feeling diorieted.
I remember my car fliping and I blacked out for a second. What woke me up was the sparks hitting my face. by that time I was hoping the car would stop from this long skid. The car stops and I look up to migh right(since my car is flipped to the driver side) and I see Alex dangling on the seat.
Da Fevah : Hey Alex you alright.....
Gay Alex : yeah~ I think so~
Da Fevah : Open the door and get out.....
He trys to open the door and he can't
Gay Alex : It won't open~
Da Fevah : Open it you fag, Cars could come and hit us....
Gay Alex : It won't open~
Da Fevah : Unlock the door..
Gay Alex : Oh~
Da Fevah : You Fag!
SO to make the long story short, because I had alcohol in my system they wanted to throw the book at me. But I was under the legal limit. Both in breath and in blood test. I saved the rice rocket drivers life! I had witnesses that pulled over and told the cops the story. But they did not buy it. But since I was wounded I just went to the hopital.... Not Jail. But They still charged me and I had to get a lawyer and all that jazz.... My life has gone down south since then. Financially and morally. I did not get a DUI. But a wet recklace. So let that be a lesson to all that drive with drinking even a little bit. Don't do it. Oh yeah I eventually even went to jail because of all this shananagan. But that is for the next blog....
Stay tuned....