Last night after bible study, Hoon, Dong, Mike Ha, and Harold all showed up a little heavier.... Some a lot heavier.... They went to the Tony Roma's All you can eat rib event. Get this... Hoon and Dong both had 37 ribs each..... 37 RIBS!
Harold was in the higher twenties I believe and Mike was maybe in the lower twenties.... And poor Walter Chung.... Wizzle Chizzle had a wimpy 17..... what a wuss... hahahaha! But Da Fevah had non.... WHy you ax? You know.... The stupid diet. So there I was, watching these men after being men and I was so jealous.
HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY! (in a Man's voice)
Throw this dog a bone.... Hoon Doggie! "I am on a diet...... Anybody say Ribs?"
My favorite picture of Dong.... (This is dong 20 pounds less than now). "This world is a rib and I am gonna eat it...."
wimpy wimpy wimpy...... (mousy voice)
"I am Walter and I am little......
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So is that what happened to me?
Am I a mouse.... It saddens me that I can't join along with the men and their Manly things like eating 37 ribs.... Oh well....
As in the wise words of Mick Jagger.......
"You can't always get what you want.... But if you try sometime, you might find, you'll get what you need."
Mick Jagger is one ugly mofo......