Da Fevah and a Hottie from Ohio.
So I am back at the most wonderful, and beautiful city. LA! While in Cleveland, a funny thing happened. I went to a bar with my customers called Irish Bar. Of course I was buying my clients drinks. So as everyone was having a good time, We all saw this HOT chick come in(the only hot chick I saw in Cleveland). Of course men are dogs in Cleveland also. They were all talking smack. I will not say their names, but
Client 1 = older black guy
Client 2 = younger white guy
Client 3 = White guy in late 30's
Client 1 : Man if I wasn't married, I would go talk to her.
Client 2 : yeah right.
Client 3 : Do all the chicks look like that in LA?
Da Fevah : Not all. But we have better I am sure. She is pretty, but they are a dime a dozen in LA.
Client 2 : Really? I gotta go to LA!
Da Fevah : I think I am gonna go talk to her.
When alcohol enters d. fevah, Da Fevah becomes brave.
Client 1 : Good luck.
Da Fevah : I don't need luck, I got skills.
I go up to this woman.
Da Fevah : Hi how are you doing?
Woman : fine.
Da Fevah : Listen, those guys over there are my clients. Can you just play along and act like you are having fun?
Woman : Sure. That sounds fun i suppose.
Da Fevah : I am gonna buy you a drink, and I don't care what number you put down, But can you just write down a phone number?
Woman : I am gonna give you my number. Cha-Ching!
So we were chattin' a bit. Laughing while my clients were lookin at me from our table. Her name was Claire. A 25 year old grad student at Case Western. She was from St. Louis originally and went to some small school for undergrad. She actually gave a hug. What a good sport she was. So I came back to the table with the napkin with her phone number.
Da Fevah : Did you guys take notes?
Client 1 : Man you are smooth like a brother
Client 2 and 3 : That was in pretty smooth.
Da Fevah : Don't embarrass me like that guys. It ain't no thang!
So I was eating my chicken wings with my clients. And Claire was leaving. She came by the table.
Claire : You are so funny. Be sure to call me ok. Bye!
She winked at me.
Da Fevah : See ya!
All my clients were speechless. I just smiled and ate my chicken wings. hahaha. I am so sneaky!
