New Secret Project

I have a a new secret project. I dare not reveal what it is about. The project is called "Operation Bear-Trap" All I can say is that certain Parties are involved and..... Oh this is gonna be a so fun. Yet Challenging. I will be watching you like a hawk. Beware............

Neck Chops
A little revised from last night. Sorry I was falling asleep.

I've been giving people the neck chops for a while. I call it my weapon..... I don't discriminate. Guys and girls are all victoms of the reverse neck thrust. I got so many girls today. But a strange thing happened..... Some people started joing in with the neck chops. I think that some even enjoy it...... What the hell did I start now....

Bob Ruth

I was at Mandy's for lunch again and Al and I got into a conversation with an old actor named Bob Ruth. He was telling us that he ws in 3 Quinton Tarantino films. He was the restaurant Manager that tells eveyone to calm down...

Bob Ruth : Quit causing problems, you'll get us all killed! Give 'em what you got and get 'em out of here.

Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) : Shut the F*** up fat man! This doesn't concern you.

It was cool chit-chattin with him.

I took the "which pulpfiction Character is you test" and I was Jules.


My description:
You don't tolerate $#!t. The .45 you carry in you pocket is scary, but your words are the real threat, especially when you decide to get Biblical. Try to take it easy, but maintain that edge of yours, which tends to keep people wary in your presence.

You can also take the test at: http://www.pyrrha.org/pulp/

The Jules character in Pulp Fiction is one of my favorite movie characters. Though the movie does not go into details about what happens to Jules, it is clear that he is going through some changes in his life and sooner or later, the character Jules will be saved. I was blown away by his performance in Pulp Fiction. Samuel L. should have recieved the Academy award for that performance.

Braveheart

Every man dies, Not every man really lives.....



Instead of watching a light hearted comedy like I planned, I decide to watch the last scene of Braveheart over and over. I consider that scene, perhaps the greatest scene in movie history. It is the part where the new King of Scotland is about to surrender, but he attacks the Brits instead.

Robert the Bruce : "You have bled with Wallace, now bleed with me!"

"Wallace! Wallace!"

He points the sword to the Brits and the Scotsmen charge their enemy. (Slomo)

Wallace's Voice Over
In the year of our Lord, 1314, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets, they fought like Scotsmen...and won their freedom.

That was a great ending.....

I hope I am out of my funk by tommorow. If I can't get amped up by Braveheart, I am really in trouble.

Stupid thing is that now I am all charged up and I can't goto sleep.

Oh well.......FREEDOM!

Dante Alighieri and his Dog Spot

I attempted to read the Divine Comedy once....... Pretty heavy stuff. Definitely not your everyday love poems. I saw that movie "7" with Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman and kevin Spacey last night. Yeah it lifted my spirits right up...... As you know the movie deals with the "seven deadly sins" from the Inferno of the Divine Comedy. I look at my life and.....

Pride - Guilty
Envy - Guilty
Wrath - Guilty
Sloth - Guilty (have you seen my room?)
Greed - Guilty
Gluttony - Along with most of my fat ass friends, Guilty
Lust - hmmmmm....... let's see.......... GUILTY!

From what I remember the whole book is Dante's trip to hell with his pal Vergil. So what is so funny about Inferno. I don't see the comedy in it at all. I don't see it being sarcastic nor Satyrical. Stupid Italian.... They lose to Korea in soccer and they do not know what is funny to save their life. Tonight I have my meeting with Al for the "Secret Project". Afterwards I think I am going to watch a light hearted comedy. Any suggestions?

Deep inside the mind of Joseph Y. Lee

Last night I felt a little bit better. After my brain meltdown yesterday, I went to Islands to see some people from church. I was not really feeling that much better until Joseph started singing showtunes. I got a little happier. Thanks Joseph Y. Lee.


Girls always claim that they like guys that are different. He is a bit different. You can say that he is some what of a genious. He likes classical music, the Lord, and good eatin'. He is a graduate of Cal and he is working on his second master's degree. If there are some ladies out there who want to love and be loved by a versitle, intelligent, Sci-Fi lovin' Christian, Joseph Y. Lee might be the match for you. One of his talent is that he can recite 3/4 of Star Trek 2 "the Wrath of Kahn".

Life is full of xxxx........... Just kidding. Apparently I was pretty mad earlier so whoever read what I wrote earlier, forgive me. I probably meant it earlier but not anymore.

My 15 minutes of fame.....

Andy Warhol said everyone has 15 minutes of fame. I wonder how much of it I used up. I rememeber way back to when I was in elementary school. I got in a fight with some kid and I beat him up. Next day everyone found out about it and I was famous after that. Or when I was in Junior High school I fought the school bully "Ernesto Lopez" and I beat him up. No one messed with me after that. Oh another great momment goes back to when I was in highschool. We were wrestling against Esperanza high. It was up to me to win the whole thing. It was at their gym. It was packed with one side belonging to Esparanza supporters and the other side with my high school supporters. We were rivals. I pinned my opponent in 20 seconds. I got up to see the opposing team side of the gym and everyone looked pissed off. But when I turned around all my friends and others that were there was going nuts. Pandamonium broke at the Aztec gym. Everyone was chanting out my name. Even Al was there. Yeah...... that was a great momment. Also when I was in college I downed a half bottle of Bacardi 151 and I was a legend in the frat house after that...... Oh my God. I've led a meaningless life. If those momments that I metioned were my 15 minutes, remind me to hang myself...... But than again who cares what Andy Warhol said. Screw you Andy Warhol!

Russell Da Love Muscle

Don't let this picture fool you... He is the most beatiful Korean Man that ever lived.
My buddy Russell Kim came back from Australia and called me.... Now ladies.... Russell Kim is a rare find. Some words to describe Russell.... Sensitive(towards others), sentimental, boyish, lovable, good dresser, faithful.... And Not GAY. So Russell is the kind of man that all church girls dream about since Jr. High. He has been labeled as a femme boy by some people. But ever since he went through training at my school of manlyhood, I think you ladies will discover that there is a whole new Russell.... He is no longer Russell that femme boy you loved and cherished but RUSSELL the Homme boy. Really this is it for all you wack little girls who are stuck in that Junior High School loving stage. Take a chance on him. But he is going fast. If you heard his boyish giggle you will know why he won't be on the market too long.

My Knives



Aparently Junglee knives are known as some of the best in the world. Wow! My own set of knives. I am also glad that my knives are not some pansy kitchen knives. My knives are for hunting and gutting knives.

If you mess with me, I will gut you like a fish.......

Mad Dog



Though he might not be the gretest Laker, he was the difference maker tonight. It was good to see that he was the one who led Yao Ming to foul out. He made the crucial rebound and he had that back breaking dunk.

Here is my tribute to you Mad Dog......

Korean American Celebrities

We suck.... Who do we have representing us Korean Americans?

A fat race traitor, Milf, and a *##@#@@!!!!

We can do better than this!

On a happier note, my friend is a actor and is performing this weekend. If you have any question or want to go let me know....

Divis Cho

Davis Choh has won no awards for acting. Although he has much experience working for film and stage. He has played a lover, a samurai, Christopher Walken, a yakuza, an ancient Native American spirit, a thug, a detective, a Persian, an action hero, a Korean, a father, and Arnold Schwarzennegger. In an interview he states that "versatility as an actor comes from within a soul of a person, one must see what's not there...anybody see where I put my keys? ". His first on-screen role was in Enter the Afro, a part he was casted in because he looks like he knows martial arts. Since then he has played big parts in little films. A graphic designer by trade, Davis has trained with the East West Players, the infamous Keanu Reeves School of Acting and the Tony Robbins School of Personal Power. He now works as an actor in film, TV, voiceover, stage, screenwriting, commercials and shadow puppetry. In addition to S...CAP, Davis also performs with the comedy improv troupe Cold Tofu Network. Catch him in his daily one-man show on the Hollywood Freeway between 5 and 6 p.m. Three seats are available for all performances.

His movie info: http://www.fourfingersofthedragon.com

Check out his improv show Fri Feb.21 and Sat Feb.22
all info on website: www.slowchildrenimprov.com

200 people died in Korea

I can't believe this. Some lunatic set the subway cart on fire and 200 people died in Daegu, Korea. I'll bet it was some commie spy.... What a bastard. I've had it with people's madness and I think it is time for this insanity to stop. Why do some go to the extreme to destoy other people's lives and hopes?

Continued.......



They say picture is worth a thousand words...... Let's pray for the victom's families......

Pain & Suffering



Ok... I have made my stance very clear about musicals. I DO NOT LIKE MUSICALS. I met up with Dave Song, Joanne Lee, and that odd fella Brian Kim for lunch today. We had soodooboo. After lunch we watched the movie "Chicago" minus the odd Brian. Oh the horror. Last time I watched a movie because a girl wanted to watch it was when Laura wanted to watch "Serendipity". A bunch of guys and Laura watched the horrific movie "Serendipity"......

The horror continued today. Usually I would have never said yes to a musical with Richard Gere.... But since Joanne is such a trooper about hangin' with the guys, Dave Song and I agreed to "Chicago".... I must admit, if one liked musicals(gays), I am sure they would like Chicago. There were some parts that I found to be funny. I really thought the puppet part was cool. But the whole movie was a song and dance number. If you could imagine Dave Song and I sitting through this nightmare.....
*yikes*
After the torture was over I had this headache. I felt like my manly hood was taken away for couple of hours. There were moments where I was laughing. But the songs were long and they dragged on forever. SO MANY SONG AND DANCE ROUTINES. Last time I went through this much pain was when I was on a date with a German girl and we went to see Barishnikov doing a solo ballet thing. ARRGGGHHHHHHHH! The nightmare.

If purgatory existed, my purgatory would be being stuck in a theater full of pseudo-intellectuals arguing about the importance of 16th Century German romanticism while a musical/ballet is going on. I am so glad that I do not believe in purgatory. Cause if I did, I would be surrounded by these clowns who claim to be different because they declared themselves to be a vegetarian non-conformists. Here is a quote that once saw on a t-shirt that I would like to dedicate to all the post-modernists and non-conformists: "ALL YOU NON CONFORMISTS ARE EXACTLY ALIKE!"

Working on a holiday

All my customers have a day off or they are snowed out. So I think I am just waisting my time here......


This is how I feel about working on a holiday......

My Father's strange behavior part 2

I could not goto sleep again. Rememeber my father following me around? Well it has been haunting me for a while. On Friday, I blogged about when I went to NoRaeBang... A funny thing happened which I forgot about. I was singing and I got a phone call from my FATHER. I called him back and he said "what are you doing at a NoRaeBang and who are those girls you are with?" I started looking around. I thought to myself "oh no.....he followed me here!" I started panicking. I looked all around and he was no where to be found. What actually happened was, I did not lock my phone and my phone called home and my FATHER heard me sing. and he heard the girls in the back ground. When I realized what happened I wanted to hang up and go back in. Here comes the scary part.... My father thought that one of the people at the NoRaeBang called him at home as a practical joke to harass him...... I know... it is disturbing, the way my father thinks. I was so dumbfounded that I just told him I had to go and went back inside. I for got about this until I was folding the clothes today after laundry.... He was asking me "Are any of the girls from NoRaeBang your girlfriend?" I did not even want to reply. I think I need to see a psychiatrist. I am going to have issues about this for a long time. He keeps asking about who I am going to marry, but Who would want to marry me with such a difficult father-in-law? It is hard for me as it is but this is like a double WHAMMY.

Remember that game show "Press Your Luck"?

Saturday

I woke up and had lunch with Mel and Dave Song. After that I met up with Joanne to talk about her possible future career in sales.... I did not really have any advise for her.... I felt bad.(Sorry Joanne) One thing I can say as an advice is that no matter what, she has to show confidence. I am sure she will do well.

Le Diplomate
Terek, Hoon, Al, Al's pal's brother Joe Kuo, and I went to Le Diplomate in Mission Viejo. Le Diplomate is a Lebanese restaurant that turns into a Mediterenean club at night. We had some really good food. I ate too much. We ate well and saw a belly dancer. She was moving her body in mysterious ways. After the belly dancer, everyone was dancing. The crazy thing about the people who were there is that age was not a factor. Whether you were young or old, people were dancing. There were some people there that I was sure that they were old as my parents. But they were having a time of their lives. It was fun. On the drive back, I got in a ridiculous argument with Al. I just thought Al was getting really defensive about nothing. May be I was pushing him a bit too much. May be he did not want to look bad in front of his buddy's younger brother. I don't know. I never really saw Al react that way. But we got over it. That is what I like about being a man. I like the fact that men say "it's cool" and it is over. I seen some women never forgive each other for the dumbest things. I am sure that some women that read this might get offended. If you were offended......oh well.