Ok... I have made my stance very clear about musicals. I DO NOT LIKE MUSICALS. I met up with Dave Song, Joanne Lee, and that odd fella Brian Kim for lunch today. We had soodooboo. After lunch we watched the movie "Chicago" minus the odd Brian. Oh the horror. Last time I watched a movie because a girl wanted to watch it was when Laura wanted to watch "Serendipity". A bunch of guys and Laura watched the horrific movie "Serendipity"......
The horror continued today. Usually I would have never said yes to a musical with Richard Gere.... But since Joanne is such a trooper about hangin' with the guys, Dave Song and I agreed to "Chicago".... I must admit, if one liked musicals(gays), I am sure they would like Chicago. There were some parts that I found to be funny. I really thought the puppet part was cool. But the whole movie was a song and dance number. If you could imagine Dave Song and I sitting through this nightmare.....
*yikes*
After the torture was over I had this headache. I felt like my manly hood was taken away for couple of hours. There were moments where I was laughing. But the songs were long and they dragged on forever. SO MANY SONG AND DANCE ROUTINES. Last time I went through this much pain was when I was on a date with a German girl and we went to see Barishnikov doing a solo ballet thing. ARRGGGHHHHHHHH! The nightmare.
If purgatory existed, my purgatory would be being stuck in a theater full of pseudo-intellectuals arguing about the importance of 16th Century German romanticism while a musical/ballet is going on. I am so glad that I do not believe in purgatory. Cause if I did, I would be surrounded by these clowns who claim to be different because they declared themselves to be a vegetarian non-conformists. Here is a quote that once saw on a t-shirt that I would like to dedicate to all the post-modernists and non-conformists: "ALL YOU NON CONFORMISTS ARE EXACTLY ALIKE!"