I love Thanksgiving. Its a day that I really appreciate because it is a day that I just consume so much food. Being da Korean that I am, (very good looking one) I never celebrated Thanksgiving with my mom and dad. On that day we always ate Galbi or other meat.
My thanksgiving meals usually looked like this.... Not that I am complaining, cause I love this stuff. My dad always hated Turkey. He would say, "Chil-Myun-Jo(Turkey In Korean) is dry and taste like wood!" My mother said "Americans are strange. Why do they slave over all day over a bird that taste so plain? I much prefer Chicken." Well until I came to America, I never had Turkey. Even after I came, I did not have Turkey for a long time. I disagree with my parents. Turkey is da bomb. When cooked right, Turkey is a very tasty bird. I've been a bum for last ten years and I've been going to other people's homes for thanksgiving. The Klein's Thanksgiving were always great. They really made me feel like I was part of their family. I could be a Korean Jew... A Kew! This year I am going to Frobucks house. An old fraternity buddy from college. They usually throw a feast. So this is dedicated to all those who have invited this latch key(good looking) child to eat at their homes. Not just for Thanksgiving, but for all da meals. Thank you. I love you. Nothing quite like celebrating killings of thousands if American Indians.... Eat up! Just kidding. Have a great Thanksgiving DAY Y'alls!