Me, Mike Ha, Hoon, and Edwin played ball and as we usually do, we went to AM/PM for drinks. Edwin left cause he said he felt sick. As we were sucking down on our beverages, I suggested something.
Da Fevah : I think I just had an epiphany.
Hoon : what?
Da Fevah : I think I might have da gift.
Mike : What!
Da Fevah : I think I have da gift of celibacy!
Hoon : Yeah right. Shut up fool.
Mike : I don't think so.
Da Fevah : Fools, I think I do.
Hoon : Gift..... It's more like a curse.
Mike : I am sure if someone had da gift, you would know..... I don't think you have the gift.
Da Fevah : I am just saying you never know.
Hoon : yes you do know. besides some people have da gift involuntarily.
Mike : yeah, they have da gift cause they don't have a choice.
Da Fevah : Are you saying that I have da gift by default! Cause I could not get none.
Hoon & Mike : Hell no. No way! You can get it anytime you want! We all can! (We all gave each other hi-fives)
Da Fevah : I am just saying that if I have Da Gift, I would embrace da gift with open arms.
Hoon & Mike : Yeah right.
I wonder If I have da gift? What do you think?