EDventure with Ed's car
Edwin, heavnzbrat, and I went to Alberto's in Cypress yesterday. We finished eating and the car would not start. So we jumped it and heavnzbrat went home. This is where the edventure begins. As Ed and I were driving I here this "Nooooo, Daaang" in that deep Edwin type of voice. than i heard the car go "Put Put Put" and the engine stoped. Luckily I saw Cops harrasing these criminal looking couple. I thought we will try to jump it again with these cop's help. SO we jumped it again and we were on out way. But... as we were driving off, I think we went about 25 yards or so, I heard this Put Put Put again from his car. Once again I hear this "Nooooo, Daaaang" in that deep Edwin way. So at first we called Walter. Ed said "we need help." He said he did not have jumper cables. So we called dat nigga Sam Kwon. Once again ed said "help us". He showed up with cables. Me and Ed were in the middle of the street on Valley View waiting for dat nigga Sam.
Da Fevah : This sucks
Edahn : I have to piss.
Da Fevah : that sucks
Edahn : huh huh huh...
Da Fevah : here is a chance for us to get to know each other even more. ahahahaha
Edwin : huh huh huh huh (Ed's voice is great cause it is deep and his voice cracks in the end. If you don't know what that sounds like ask me one day and I will imitate him)
Ed and I pushed the car in to a residential area and we jumped started again. This time it went for about 5 yards and put put put. This time there is no residential area until San Rafael street. so Sam, Ed, and I are in the mddle of the street wondering if it was dangerous. Ed's car was completely dead. The blinkers would not even work any more. So the hazard light is not working and and the cars at the curb, just dead. No one has triple A. This sucked. we were thinking of stupid things like "what if some one is racing and crashes into us and we die?"
Miracle
So as we were scratching our heads like Neanderthals, just simply assed out, I got a phone call from Pearl. She lives in the valley.
Pearl : What are you doing?
Jung : assed out in the middle of the street. Ed's car stopped.
Pearl : I am in Cerritos. I have tripple A.
Here is the miracle. She lives in the valley. She just happened to be in Cerritos? She has tripple A? God is good. that is all I can say.
Jung : Pearl, you are a lifesaver.
More clown-like behavior
So we were in the middle of the street and it was bad. But it was awkward cause we couldn't really push it either. So dat Nigga Sam got behind us and pushed ed's car with his car. As we were doing this, We heard couple of crunches. It was the cars. and Now sam is starting to worry. But we made it to resinetial area and the cars were ok. But it was funny. Everytime sam made contact with Ed's car you here this "hoa". then you would her this cruch and Sam would be "wuw". I heard the cruches too.
Dat Nigga Sam : Damn did you hear that
Da Fevah : Yup
DNS : I don't see anything wrong with Ed's car
Da Fevah : Oh shoot.
DNS : I am worried
Da fevah : Hehehe?
But everthing was ok. Pearl came to the rescue and we all made it home. Whew what a night.
