So my friend Brian Little got married yesterday. He called me and said "guess what! I just got married at the Santa Ana courts!" I went over to Fullerton to congratulate him. Brian is 34 years old. He married a 24 year old from Belarus named Olea. So I asked her "How do you say, Woman! Go get me my watermelon!" in Russian. She tought me but I forgot. Weddings keep coming up and people are droping like flies. It is frightening how my friends keep getting married. Well it was nice to see Brian so happy! I hung out for a while and left. I said "Das Davanya!" to Brian & Olea Little.
So da big question is "When will Da Fevah get married?"
Well I think not for a while. As I get older, people keep bringing up this issue. Especially now that I've been going to weddings after weddings. I gave myself 3 to 4 years. I figure by then I will be financially secure. I know God has a wife for me out there somewhere. You poor soul. Doomed to marry Da Fevah!
What kinda girls do I want to marry?
I dont really know anymore. I like a girl with a beautful inside...... hahahaha yeah right. I got some of your hopes up didn't I! kekekeke.
Here are my requirements.
1. Christian
2. Hot
3. little attitude
4. nice butt!
5. Someone that I won't mind doing things for
Other than that I am not too sure! But here is something else. No fat chix. Before you get all upset, hear me out. We would become the fat couple. I do not want to be part of a fat couple. I've said this before, but I will say it again. You've seen them holding hands and being there jolly(fat word) selves. Good for them. Not me. I don't want to be seen at Cerritos Town Center holding hands and sucking down on a venti Frap with my biggie. No offense to larger women. But I am big enough for the both of us. I am sure you've witnessed a fat couple with their fat kids sitting at burger king. They could be having a normal meal, but people keep staring at them as if they were eating the whole restaurant. With that said, I hope I have not discouraged some of you brothers in seeking for BIG WOMEN. Because if you like them, You should go for it. I could see some of you with some larger women. There is nothing wrong with it. Just not for me.
Also someone who is extremely independant. No thank you. of course the word "independant" get thrown around like a cheap suite these days. Some of you wacked chix who claim to be independant, are not! But if someone is that independant, than why would they need me? I don't want to marry the future president of United States. I want my wife to depend on on me, the husband. I want to depend on my wife too. But if you brothers like independant women, by all means don't let me stop you.
In conlusion, I will marry when God allows it. God knows that I like hotties. So I am most def that He will provide me with a perfect wife that suites me. A hottie!