Tuesday, June 24, 2003

It is a new day for me. I am ready to conquer the earth again. I am tanned rested and ready. Being in La Palma, I must say that it is certainly different from Fullerton. I like the fact that I am close to Cerritos and Korean food. It is cool. I miss the fact that I am not close to Starbucks. That bugs. I met many intersting people from Da Bucks.
Here is a story about a group of grown men that throw stink bombs at each other.
Da Goons

Lee and Greg aka Da goons (not pictured= John)
Here is a picture of two men from a group that we named goons. They have done some idiotic things in their lives. They bring a remote control fart machine to Da Bucks and hide it on the door of da bucks. Everytime some one walks by, they start pressing the fart button and they embarrass peope walking by. They laugh at everyone and it took a while before I was used to their style of jokes. They are ruthless to each other. Lee is the Korean guy of the group. He is a big guy and he is the most evil of them all. He made a fake license plate for John's car and put MANGINA on the plate. He drove for weeks without knowing that. And people were laughing at him for weeks. they fart on each other and they really put some people off.
Godzilla vs. Da Goons

One day I asked Da Goons what they like to do. They said that they like to go hunting with their cross bow. Lee said "I like hunting boars, deers, blah blah blah... and Godzilla!" Obviously I was cofused. Apparently, Da Goons drive around at night and shoot their cross bows at the car dealerships that have those giant Godzilla Baloons. Lee says that they are extinct now. When he asked "Have you seen the Godzillas lately?" At that momment I realized that the all the Godzillas were gone. Lee added that the citizens owe him a favor. They rescued them from the the dangers of Gozilla. When I first heard this story I could not stop laughing. Especially when they start talking about how the Godzilla slowly deflated and fell forward making this sad sound. he said it sounded like it was crying.

his final comment was "be vewy vewy quiet, we're hunting for Gozillas"

I should make ashort film about this.