Monday, February 10, 2003

The Hustler Mel

My friend Mel seems tobe in a weird stage of his life. He has always been a little bit off. If you know what I mean. These days Mel has been shopping for clothes at the Hustler Cafe. The hustler cafe is this terrible place in Hollywood. It is a Cafe and sex shop in one. You can have coffee or your favorite sex toys or porn at the same place. Really terrible. Anyways, Mel bought all these clothes that says "HUSTLER" on it. He has going out clothes and casual wear. Last night when Al and I was hanging out, he stopped by to join us. He was listening to N'Sync and sporting his new Hustler shirt. What a dork. But he was cracking me up. He would hear all these clichés from Dr. Phil and Oprah and say them as if they were his original thoughts. What a clown. But gotta say that he was pretty funny last night. Mel is defnitely a funny guy.

Nature Shows to traffic school?
I love the Discovery channel. Al and I were discussing how strange it is that they capture all those crazy shots on those show about predators and their prey. The disturbing thing is that not all of them are wild. Sometimes they set up these animals just to shoot these great shows and documentaries. I kinda felt cheated. Al brought up how some of those shows have those have narrators that have soothing voice. " Watch the subject as it trys to escape the predator..." Flashback...... It brought me back to traffic school. You've seen that Disney Cartoon they show at traffic school haven't you? It has llike thousand Goofies(Disaney Character) and they focus upon one. I am not sure if you know what I am talking about. But the cartoon has that same soothing voice "This is mister Walker(Goofy)". "Mister Walker is off to work" anyways the cartoon tells you some meaningless driving tips and it ends. Pretty weird that I thought about Nature shows and Traffic School today.